"Look. For the past two years I've written essays on the portrayal of women in literature and have done wonderfully on it. This time I'm doing something different."

One day later:

"It's simpler to do the essay on women issues, isn't it. gdi"

As much as I want to write my essay on the evolution of 18th century and Romantic poetry in terms of the ( Read more... )

Things you don't want to hear out of context when neighbors are passing by your door:

"Oh yeah. I have sex all the time."

My neighbors are harlots. I knew it.

“Oh that.” I closed my eyes and pouted my lips. There wasn’t much known about what was provided for us. Or what I did not know-I always liked keeping myself out of the grand loop. The basic knowledge was probably for the best for me, ignorance could be truly bliss. I winked at the funny bird. “That’s a trade secret, you know?”
We both chuckled ( Read more... )

So said my English Lit prof.

Ladies and gentleman, Wednesdays will be epic:
Two lit class (I have to read a segment of Beowolf by Friday) and I read stuff like Dostoevsky and The Epic of Gilgamesh for World lit.
And we are six people in our Chinese class.
SIX.

"Aw yeah--writing kickass essay with the Bayo soundtrack ( Read more... )

My university looks like the setting for a horror movie most of the time.
I honestly wish I was joking.
Especially the arts building, where there is no ceiling and strange lights hanging from the rafters/skeleton. And the passage from the Business building to the library. Where I do so expect a zombie attack within the next corner.

Oh. And artsy and ( Read more... )

Ladies and Gents, it is now 7:40 pm as I write this. Quiet time won't be until an hour from now, where I will finally have the program to write (i.e. Microsoft Word). By tomorrow, I have to write two essays: one arguing that Futility by Owen is one kickass poem (which it is) and the other showing how Aristotle, Augustine, and Pico are religious ( Read more... )

The end of the first term is coming. :D

Personally, I am stoked for exams. Especially since Astronomy will be OVER ( Read more... )